2023-10-17 15:26:15来源：魔方格
摘要：网络笑话在一定程度上反映了社会不同阶层间的意识形态和权力属性。下面是七考网小编带来的很短的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!很短的英语小笑话篇一英
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网络笑话在一定程度上反映了社会不同阶层间的意识形态和权力属性。下面是七考网小编带来的很短的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
英语口语居然被人翻译成四川话... ...
1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦?
2.Dude.哥佬倌
3.Long time no see.死哪儿切 了喃?那么久没qio到你了。
4.What?啥子喃?
5.Don"t worry。虚啥子啊虚。
6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛?
7.I can not hold no longer.老子遭不住了。
8.Stupid.瓜娃子。
9.She"s my girlfriend;wife.她是我老妞儿。
10.You are welcome.莫来头;说这些。
11.That"s awesome.简直巴适的板。
12.I have no idea.晓求不得。
13.A little.就那么滴滴儿。
14.I am sure.我呸死了。打包票。
15.What happened?啥子情况啥子情况?
16.It doesn"t make sense. 球名堂莫得。
17.It"s none of your business.管你娃球事啊?
18.What a hell? 浪么子搞起在勒。
19.Are you sure.儿豁??
20.Are u out of ur mind?你吃醉了所?
21.Rock paper scissors. 石千儿 。
22.I dont care.管我屁事啊。
23.Kick your ass. 给你娃儿两脚头哦。
24.Dark black。黢嘛黑 。
25.See you.空了吹。
26.Let"s go.撤飘。
27.Shut up.闹啥子。
28.Asshole.斯娃子
29.You wanna piece of me.老子给你打燃火。
30.Enjoy!敞欢。
31.I got no money.老子分儿都 不分儿了
绳子还是公牛? Rope or Ox?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."
"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"
"I told you I had bad luck, didn"t I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn"t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."
在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。”
“但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气，“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”
你爸爸帮你了吗? Did your dad help you?One day, Tim"s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：“蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?”
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”
谨遵医嘱 Doctor"s Orders
Brown: I"m sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?
Jack: Yes. I"m having three baths a day.
Brown: What for?
Jack: Don"t know, doctor"s orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."
布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?
杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。
布朗：为什么? 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”
Heart Transplant 心脏移植
A man needing a heart transplant is told by hisdoctor that the only heart available is that of asheep .
有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”
